Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
nico joins deviantart and posts “”“edgy”“” black-and-white photographs of graveyards and weird undead things. he builds a small but dedicated following who praise his photoshop abilities and/or ask how he made all those “cool skeleton props.” he signs all his messages with ~*King of Ghosts*~ at the bottom. one time he gets a daily deviation and he brags about it for weeks.
in a universe where nothing is evil: percy briefly takes up surfing. it’s obnoxious and awful. he starts wearing one of those hemp necklaces with seashells on it. he briefly contemplates a tribal tat. the truth: percy can’t actually surf. he stands on the board and makes the water move. he never actually learned how to let the water do its thing— he just moves the currents and poses. it stops when a pod of dolphins steals his surfboard. camp is safe once again.
Tagged: #that boy is one of a kind
It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.